ch4d:

sia get out of my house

ch4d:

sia get out of my house

first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
killergoth:

take me here on our first date

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

lolcomical:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

 

captain-snow-bug:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism

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The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.

halofarm:

avenger-doctor-castiel-holmes:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

The pope is just so fucking chill I love it

"Gays? Sure, that Catholic Church is open to everyone"

"Aliens? Sure, the Catholic Church is open to everyone"

Modern pope for the modern world.

coluored:

im with a bad bitch hes with his friends i dont say hi i say keys to the benz